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I'm an 18 year old girl with a lifestyle of an 85 year old man. I'm socially awkward and a nervous wreck which isn't the best combination. We can suffer through life together and make the most of it!
Apr 24 '14
usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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Apr 24 '14
pinecunt:

russellcampot:

fallonfanatic:

Inspirational stuff. He’s trying to find the man that saved his life.
Hits home that reblogging those ‘please don’t do it’ posts can definitely make a difference.
Linky to full story: [X]

Respect

He found him:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/30/finding-mike-jonny-benjamin-reunited-with-the-stranger-who-saved-him-from-suicide-bid-4282482/

pinecunt:

russellcampot:

fallonfanatic:

Inspirational stuff. He’s trying to find the man that saved his life.

Hits home that reblogging those ‘please don’t do it’ posts can definitely make a difference.

Linky to full story: [X]

Respect

He found him:
http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/30/finding-mike-jonny-benjamin-reunited-with-the-stranger-who-saved-him-from-suicide-bid-4282482/
Apr 24 '14

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

Apr 24 '14
  • other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
  • me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.
Apr 24 '14

casless:

watchtheskytonight:

smaugs-gold:

mycroft-queenofcake:

I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT ESTABAN LOOKED LIKE IN REAL LIFE CAUSE ON THE SHOW HE ALWAY S LOOKS LIKE THIS

AND

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OH MY HOLY FUCK NOT ANOTHER LIFE RUINER

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Apr 24 '14

xaldien:

Hans + saying the one thing he knows will break each sister

Gotta love how Disney has created one of the most realistic portrayals of a sociopath in recent history, and it’s actually damned terrifying.

(Source: findsomethingtofightfor)

Apr 24 '14

everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years

Apr 24 '14

How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

Apr 24 '14
letsgetdowney:

I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for what’s about to ensue.

letsgetdowney:

I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for what’s about to ensue.

Apr 24 '14

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket